| Johnny
has wild blond hair, a wide crooked smile and a
brain that had never really got off the launch
pad. When he was born he was choked or strangled
by the umbilical cord or something like that, and
his brain was starved of oxygen. That's the story
we've been told, but no one can remember who was
the first to tell it. Maybe a teacher, maybe Mrs
Keith the librarian, (who likes to talk about
children and their "special" situations)
or perhaps some kid making up porkies. Either way,
Johnny never really developed like everyone else.
But nobody tries to make him learn - there's not
much point, and the teachers let him sit near the
window from where he can gaze out across the oval,
or watch the willy-wagtails picking over the
lunch scraps in the quadrangle. Johnny
doesn't seem to notice the others laughing gently
in the playground as he revs his motor, wrist
pumping, making a motorbike noise with his bright
pink lips. "I'm a motorbike, I'm a motorbike,"
he says. Then he smiles as he hits the power-band
going past the bubblers.
Some
days he gets bogged under the lemon tree near the
science block. His wrist is like a blur as he
pumps the throttle, his skinny legs pawing the
ground, shoes slipping in the mud. "I'm
bogged, I'm bogged!"
"Johnny,
get to class," scowls Mr Schumann. "And
pull your socks up!"
And
Johnny smiles secretively, then powers away,
popping a mono in protest.
* * *
We
each choose a sport at the beginning of each term.
In winter Johnny usually does soccer, sits by the
post, ignores the goalie, picking blades of grass,
talking to grasshoppers, or idling near the
corner flag. Sometimes he does basketball,
patrolling the sidelines in search of a berm or a
table-top, or table tennis, examining a ping-pong
ball up close. But never bushwalking - no, never
again, they said. Not after the time he got lost.
This
term it's cricket. Johnny fields at backstop,
behind the wicket-keeper, Jamie, who never misses
the ball, never lets one through, ever. Johnny
putts around the outfield and never bats, never
bowls, sometimes gets bogged at deep fine leg. He
plays backstop for both teams.
Today
our team takes an early wicket, and it's Neilson
to come in at first drop. Neilsen, who is the
captain of the junior team, a great bat. He's got
his own Gunn & Moore, (the full kit) and
never gets out, ever. He's really good, and he
knows it - will even tell you if you ask.
Bare-headed,
Neilsen strolls out to the middle, takes guard
slowly as the sun beats down and the crickets
scream in the bush nearby. He adjusts his gloves,
then his pads, then his box (as if he needs one)
and he's ready. Almost.
He
lifts one hand and stops the bowler mid-run-up,
looks around and sizes us all up, taking his time.
He sees Johnny picking dandelions down by the
fence and smiles quietly to himself. Then at last
he is ready, and he sets himself.
Finally
the bowler runs in, totally psyched out by
Neilsen's little performance. Don't bowl a
long-hop, don't bowl a long-hop, don't bowl a
long-hop. He bowls, cautiously, too
cautiously, and Neilsen's eyes light up. A
long hop! he thinks, his bright eyes
widening, a smile flickering. Six first ball
- how good would that be! is what he's
thinking. He winds up, lets go, left leg way down
the track, aiming for the bench of nine lesser
batsmen. He connects, gets under it, takes a
thick edge, and the ball sails, sails, soars, not
to the bench, but high over Jamie's head and his
redfaced gloves. An edge for six - how good
would that be! is what Neilsen's thinking.
Eleven
voices shout at once. "Johnny!"
Johnny looks up from his little collection of
yellow flowers, then looks higher, spotting the
ball at its apex, a dot of dark red suspended
high in the brave blue sky. A catch? Me? Not
likely! is what he's thinking. He sees it
falling towards him now, picking up speed. He
closes his eyes, cups his hands and holds his
breath, just like the rest of us, just like
Neilsen. Out first ball, caught by Johnny -
how would that be! is what he's thinking.
The
ball lands in Johnny"s hands, right in the
middle.
"Drop
it!" shouts Neilsen, but Johnny doesn't drop
it. No, he holds it high above his head as
Neilsen kicks the stumps over and the rest of us
scream with laughter and run down the field to
hug Johnny. He's laughing too. After all, he's a
motorcross hero.
(c)
James Roy 2000
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